funny football

Thanks to the wonders of satellite TV and cable, that beyond the shores of the New World, this is a selection of major programs world, many of which are intolerable, but some striking, and football. It's a very macho game is for children, unlike baseball and basketball, girlies games that are "better known in the Old World and Rounders and basketball, respectively.

So for those of you who know little or nothing about the game, the attached guide for building an idiot:

There are two bottom teams, which helps generate interest, and generally known by names associated with their hometown exotic. So, you Tampa Bay Rowdies, San Francisco High Fives, Minnesota Maulers, and so on.

Each team member is dressed as the Incredible Hulk, peppered as expensive sofa and a helmet and mouth guard, which makes it difficult if not impossible, to follow the action.

There are about fifteen channels of each team in the yard at one point with two weeks of waiting in the sidelights. Depends if the team is in attack mode or defense [later].

There are as many as three members dressed in prisoners and treated accordingly, with little red scarves thrown on the ground when the whistle blows to stop the game. This is all very colorful.

The aim is to achieve the end zone opponent was a little curious that the end zone, not "touch the ground is required. But no matter. When they do, they get points.

The teams took turns with the ball and try to move up the pitch using a variety of tactics, as "first and ten", "second and ten" and so on and so forth. They have four downs to advance the field, then should give the ball to the opposing team to try their luck. This is the sign of a massive change of team members, as the package of attack with the ball is replaced by the package defense without the ball, and defensively to block the other team without the ball is replaced by his offensive package, which is reached when the ball starts at your disposal by a specialist kicker on the other computer. His work is really soft, since it comes only in the range, then prance before the team was crushed by Instead, they are now on offense.

The most important player on the team is called the quarterback, so called because it always seems to recede. Also Theater party controls because they are incubated at a conference, where tactics are in agreement. There is then the ball, and we must do something or get flat process. You can reject to a teammate, a good idea to run like the wind, or so utterly devoid of ideas, you can run with the balloon, a tactic generally not recommended health and safety.

Finally, the red-blooded male in you, every team has their own platoon leader Cheer, long legs, delicious girls and agile, and a veritable feast for the eyes, jump and dance to cheer on their team and provide a welcome distraction from antics on the field.

There you have, so tune in, and with the help of this guide, you are an expert in no time.

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